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Real Ghosts Caught on Tape

by Fake Problems

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1.
ADT 03:57
If you can't take it anymore I will gladly fill your place In the backrooms, in the bathrooms I am still so out of place I am shakin' in my shoes And my hands are paralyzed I try to say something clever But they all just roll their eyes Just tap your feet along with your heartbeat And don't say a word to anyone, anyone The television is waiting to save you It'd be nice to have a conversation Just tap tap your feet to your heartbeat Where am I supposed to go? What am i expected to say? Who the hell am I gonna pretend to be today? If I disappear somehow, far away from this crowd I will hide and hide and hide from every fear I can't confide in them Just tap your feet along with your heartbeat And don't say a word to anyone, anyone The television is waiting to save you It'd be nice to have a conversation Just tap tap your feet to your heartbeat If confidence is key, I must be locked out of the house If home is where the heart is, I do not have a pulse Just tap your feet along with your heartbeat And don't say a word to anyone, anyone The television is waiting to save you It'd be nice to have a conversation Just tap tap your feet to your heartbeat
2.
5678 03:40
Five, six, seven, eight God is good but I am great I am delusional, I am rock and roll And you're not gonna take it from me, no Ain't there something left to do around this town The collective shared thought is that it's all been done And we're not gonna do it again Let's do it again Don't let them in They cannot be trusted They've got bullets in their pockets And blood pouring from eye sockets Don't let them in They are holy ghosts And they're not gonna be happy til everybody's clapping along This place was supposed to be miraculous But my water never turned to wine I got a really funny feeling that I'm going to hell If I don't make it to heaven on time And I stare at my reflection I watch my chest just rise and fall You know sometimes I wish that it did not ever Come back up at all Don't let them in They cannot be trusted They've got bullets in their pockets And blood pouring from eye sockets Don't let them in They are holy ghosts And they're not gonna be happy til everybody's clapping along Five, six, seven, eight We can bend you til you break Don't let them in They cannot be trusted They've got bullets in their pockets And blood pouring from eye sockets Don't let them in They are holy ghosts And they're not gonna be happy til everybody's clapping Don't let them in They cannot be trusted They've got bullets in their pockets And blood pouring from eye sockets Don't let them in They are holy ghosts And they're not gonna be happy til everybody's clapping along
3.
Looking for drugs in all the wrong places, wanted to be famous but ended up nameless. Love is not the answer, I'm in love with this stuff. I spent every last dime in a stranger's trunk. It's all right. It's okay. I'm all right. I'll be okay. First time I felt like I was gonna die, but I've gotten pretty good at telling myself it's fine. Anna talks me down and gives me sips of her beer, head pounding reveille, how did I get here? It's all right. I'll be okay. Let it go, let it go all the way down 'til there's nowhere left to fall. It's a shame, all the ways we build ourselves up just to let each other down. Looking for drugs in all the wrong places, felt a change coming but I couldn't face it. I tried to keep my cool when I finally made it home, I had a blood shot excuse for every lie I told. It's all right. It's okay. I'm all right. I'll be okay. Let it go, let it go all the way down 'til there's nowhere left to fall. It's a shame, all the ways we build ourselves up just to let each other down. Last night is all a blur to me, I don't remember anything, but I vaguely recall being alone. It's all right. It's okay. I'm all right. I'll be okay. Let it go, let it go all the way down 'til there's nowhere left to fall. It's a shame, all the ways we build ourselves up just to let each other down.
4.
RSVP 02:55
I made a choice that very night To become a slightly better man I started white-washing my hands Of all those passings And as you waited alone in your car outside I politely but quite firmly declined your Invitation for the evening So hold out your weary hands, Let me tell your fortune again. Your future is brighter than you'll ever know Now that we are on our own. And there are things you deserve to know, The rest you have to earn. I have no remorse. And as soon as I hung up the phone I knew That this disaster was finally through. And I could hear through the cloudy line That this took you by surprise. So hold out your weary hands, Let me tell your fortune again. Your future is brighter than you'll ever know Now that we are on our own. And it's true that I have no idea What the universe has in store. But I do know that when you think it can't Get any worse, It does... It does... It does. So hold out your weary hands, Let me tell your fortune again. Your future is brighter than you'll ever know Now that we are on our own.
5.
Soulless 02:51
This mess is not to be ignored, vilified, or abhorred So take these words for what they truly mean to me And I may not have the same kick as some of the other spices But I am burning up inside And I am still losing my mind for you I was soulless, soulless Broken down I was hollow as a ghost But you have brought me back to life And revived the hope Take me home Take me home I will pretend to be asleep So that no one will notice me When everybody leaves That's when I'll be able to dream And I'll rearrange the room The only thing I'll keep is you And I hope you realize What you truly mean to me I was soulless, soulless Broken down I was hollow as a ghost But you have brought me back to life And revived the hope Take me home Take me home I am made of mistakes I don't believe in fate And I refuse to fail again I will not let them win I am much more than human But just as insignificant Soulless, soulless Broken down (so soulless) Hollow as a ghost But you have brought me Back to life (so soulless) Revived the hope I was soulless, soulless Broken down I was hollow as a ghost But you have brought me back to life And revived the hope Take me home
6.
Take a picture I won't last much longer I am turning into dust Or I am melting into the Fresh wet concrete. And when I reach the pearly gates of hell, I'll send those diamonds back up the wishing well, With a note tied to each that read: "Nobody's listening" Wasting time is all the rage Those bad ideas won't leave your brain When you can't control what all the others say, Just complain, complain, complain. Oh complain, complain, complain. Now get lazy with it from the next one in, Put the money in your mouth and swallow it. When your company has to fold, Blame your troubles on the CEO. Because faith is a funny, pathetic notion That god's a drug dealer and he's always holding. He can make you feel alright With just one small hit of lights. Wasting time is all the rage Those bad ideas won't leave your brain When you can't control what all the others say, Just complain, complain, complain. Oh complain, complain, complain. Keep 'em comin', I'm used to it, My mind over matter is a morphine drip. And ain't it funny that it comes to this, Hangin' on the edge and losing your grip? Wasting time is all the rage Those bad ideas won't leave your brain When you can't control what all the others say, Just complain, complain, complain. Oh complain, complain, complain.
7.
Memorized, and marked on my calendar, I'm saving up some money for extra spending cash. Why do we hate this place? Why do we run away? Why can't we have any fun now-a-days? I have a headache, I have some problems, And a hundred excuses why I never solved them Why do we hate this place? Why do we run away? Why can't we have any fun now-a-days? I can't take this, anymore I guess I'm not the only one that's keeping score I can't change this hangin' around, I'm sick and tired of always being Fed up with this crowd Oh what a tragedy, I feel sorry for myself Don't you feel so bad for me? Why do we hate this place? Why do we run away? Why can't we have any fun now-a-days? I hate to say it, Maybe I'm the problem I left the notes hangin' Without resolve them Why do we hate this place? Why do we run away? Why can't we have any fun now-a-days? I can't take this, anymore I guess I'm not the only one that's keeping score I can't change this hangin' around, I'm sick and tired of always being Fed up with this crowd Please put another record on, Cause I don't want to hear that song again. Why do we hate this place? Why do we run away? Why can't we have any fun now-a-days? I can't take this, anymore I guess I'm not the only one that's keeping score I can't change this hangin' around, I'm sick and tired of always being Fed up with this crowd
8.
You haven't left your house in Over a week Tonight you're thinking of going out To grab a couple drinks But you don't want to see them, no They don't know who you are. They get a brief glimpse and then you just shut it down You know you close yourself off. Because they only know what’s written in the magazines They don't know your weaknesses or your dreams But we wanna see you hanging downtown again, Baby we want to know where you've been. Now you wait for someone to call you Just so you cannot pick up You know it seems you've been missing the phone calls More than you've been missing us And I'll give you space And I can make a promise When you finally grow up I'll be long gone And I was hoping, my friend, You'd come around But I can't just stick around and wait forever. I only know whats written in the magazines I don't know your weaknesses I don't know your dreams I was kidding myself to think we were still friends And maybe we have never been. Will you really do whatever it takes? Or are you too set in your ways? Could you stand up for yourself? Come on, say it to my face. I don't want to read another magazine I've seen your weaknesses and dreaded your dreams I've got some time to kill for you, my friend and you know I always will. I don't want to read another magazine I've seen your weaknesses and dreaded your dreams I've got some time to kill for you, my friend and you know I always will.
9.
White Lies 03:07
Better raise a glass tonight, I'm gonna bring it back to life After such an awful day, We deserve something great Let the soft sound echo through Every single living room After such a boring year, We deserve something new. But oh my, my mind is feeding me white lies And I'm believing that I am better this way But oh hey, my resolutions all fell away I guess I'm gonna have to call it a day Tell myself it's okay Far beyond these feelings go, Miles past the old dirt road, Lay my worn out memories I finally hear what they're telling me Its saying oh my, my mind is feeding me white lies And I'm believing that I am better this way But oh hey, my resolutions all fell away I guess I'm gonna have to call it a day Tell myself it's okay And if you let go now You'll never know And if you take of now Where will you go? But oh my, my mind is feeding me white lies And I'm believing that I am better this way But oh hey, my resolutions all fell away I guess I'm gonna have to call it a day Tell myself it's okay I'll call it a day, Tell myself it's okay
10.
Grand Finale 05:06
There is still hope for us. There is no reason to be afraid. This could be the grand finale. This could be my big escape. I had it all figured out then it washed away Out to the Gulf in a green flash haze Take it or leave it Take it or leave it I'll have it all figured out when a single day This dim light turns to a raging blaze Then I'll believe it That's when I'll believe it And now this room is getting smaller I don't recognize anyone in any of these pictures Where is the rage? Where did all the anger go? How can we take any more indifference? You know I am so overjoyed That this bridge is burning down Into the water and into your lungs Let it all just sink straight down You know I am so overjoyed That this bridge is burning down Into the water and into your lungs Let it all just sink straight down I had it all figured out then it washed away Out to the Gulf in a green flash haze Take it or leave it Take it or leave it I'll have it all figured out when a single day This dim light turns to a raging blaze Then I'll believe it That's when I'll believe it
11.
What'd you do when I was gone? I pretty much just hung around. Did you get any work done? I said "no, I just hung around..." I've got a lack of motivation, a lapse in ambition, I sit and watch the fire burn and wish I could burn with it. I've fallen by the wayside of pretentious young writers, looking for inspiration in party time liars. What do you do now that I am gone? I spend most nights alone, singing songs in my room, and all of them are for you. It's an awful sinking feeling when your own heart starts stealing reason from the mind. Some nights I dream of getting in my car, and driving straight through the night. You can't force a feeling and you can't conjure up meaning, without perhaps believing that you're good enough.

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